Before being a sex blogger, I felt bad for people with penises’ masturbation lives. While I was aware of some mainstream male masturbation sleeve makers, I thought a cis man’s masturbation time must be so dull. Sure, things go in your butt, but at least people with vaginas had many more options. Because I wasn’t with any men who used sex toys, and the men I was with were threatened by the sex toys I used, I wasn’t exposed to them like I am now.

That was ten years ago when I was a baby blogger. In the last decade, more and more toys have been coming out for penis havers to enrich their sex lives. The first blow job machines came out around the time that the clit-suckers were becoming a thing, and I was thrilled for myself and the men in my life. Sex toys are essential to my solo – and partnered – sex life and can be just as fun or vital to people with penises. There’s a whole world in tech designed for sex toys; I love that designers and manufacturers are experimenting with different ways to stimulate our bodies. 

I know plenty of male friends who aren’t comfortable shoving toys in their asses, so blowjob machines just knocked the wind out of me. Can you imagine how much easier that’d make my love life if I were dating men at the time? 

Although it certainly opens more avenues to solo sex, they are often quite bulky, as one would expect, and they can be pretty loud. Reading reviews is essential to getting the best blow job toy for you. The mechanic whirring of some toys I’ve been around drives me batshit crazy, while others are quieter and more discreet. 

Just like many masturbation sleeves out there on the market, some blow job toys can change the sleeve. It can be a vulva with a tunnel utterly unique to that designer, and sleeves can switch some out for, say, a mouth or asshole. Indeed, many men are more visually stimulated, so having the freedom to change the sleeve is another bonus that comes along with some blow job toys. When picking your device out, ensure it has the vulva/ass/anus that stimulates you the best. 

I despised oral because I have severe pain, even just yawning, so a machine doing the work for me blew my mind. As a woman, oral sex vital to satisfaction in my relationship, and I know it’s often as necessary for my partner. With a shitty gag reflex and severe TMJD, oral sex on a penis has always been difficult. While I’m not dating men, I’ve romped around with plenty of them and had I had access to blow job machines, my sex life would have been easier and more satisfying. 

With severe TMJD pain and a dislocating jaw, having a blow job machine for my partners would have saved me pain and added an extra flare to our sex life. I’d go so far as to say blow job machines are a tool for those with chronic pain. In a sense, blow job machines are a tool for those disabled. In my reviews, you’ll often see an “accessibility” section, and the blow job machine is just what I’ve needed in the past. It’s a tool for partners to use with and for each other. 

Male masturbation toys have come a long way, from the disposable Tenga sleeves to Fleshlight silicone masturbators to blow job machines. While it was never an issue, as a blogger, I became even more comfortable discussing sex with men, and eventually, that comfort turned into freedom and multiple opportunities. 

In 2020 I got my first guy friend, a masturbator, for review on my blog. Damn, that was a turning point for my career as a blogger—that and using lube with every session I did to take notes. Lube for blow job machines is essential. The lube intensifies the feeling of the penis in the sleeve of the blow job machine and makes things run smoother. It’s like if your penis was in a mouth or a vagina; smooth consistency is essential. Cleaning blow job machines aren’t necessarily any more difficult than other toys, but, as you can imagine, it does get gooey.

I’ve wanted to branch into so-called “male sex toys” for ages because I felt like my blog wasn’t as diverse as it could be such a friend, let’s call him “Bob,” bravely took on the task of fucking himself with a vibrator designed for penises for me. My good Bob, thank you for your service. Vibrators weren’t new to penises but having a male vibrator helped open the door to new avenues of sex for male bodies.

Fast forward to 2023, and countless male masturbators and blow job machines are available. I can’t wait to have the penises in my life try them for you. Blow job machines have become incredibly sophisticated.

 Now, patterns observed by A.I. programs analyze porn to determine a blow job pattern for the more high-class toys on the market. Even without A.I., it’s incredible how realistically this toy can mimic a partner’s mouth. I love that vibrators get up, go, and keep going as long as I need them to. Blow job machines can keep a steady rhythm that a partner may be unable to control. Normalizing male and penis-having masturbation with toys are a must-have. People with penises can be penetrated, stroked, penetrate sex toys themselves, and now have a machine that manually manipulates them as they desire. 

Additionally, watching a partner masturbate with a sex toy can be incredibly hot and make the experience even more erotic. Some blowjob machines are precise, so you can observe your partner’s dick being manipulated to a speed and pattern of their choosing. Often, watching their face as their dick is controlled by either you or a sex toy is satisfying enough. 

Sex toys aren’t necessarily a replacement for your partner, but they can be a great accessory to solo and partnered sex. Blow job machines and penetrable add an excellent spice to your solo – or partnered sex life. 

This post is sponsored and written by me. All the opinions in it are honest and my own.