You’ve probably noticed that I haven’t been very active on this blog. Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder has gotten in the way of me reviewing regularly. It’s a persistant challenge; a challenge that is hindering my blog because I blog so infrequently. I’ve been forcing sex toys on my body because I feel that I have obligations […]
I’m Back and Full of Psych Meds with no Shame
It’s been over three months since I last posted, and I apologize for that. A lot has happened during that time. I got a full-time job as a manager and then I quit. I got a new job and I was let go. Temp work has been coming and going and throughout this time I’ve […]
Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder and Me
HYPOACTIVE SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER The other day I forced myself to masturbate. It was one of the most uncomfortable nights I’ve had as a sex toy reviewer. We all know by now that my meds left me with NO libido. I usually masturbate just enough to get good notes for the toys and then […]
Sex drive= Null; Blogging= Life
I made a calendar for my reviews. Not like a “oh, you should post this review this week,” but a “Tonight you’re going to jack off with THIS and THIS and save THIS ONE for the next day but then repeat the first two THIS’ and then write the review of THIS as you jerk […]
Diddling Dates #1
November 21, 2015: I discovered the Stronic Zwei, the toy that stimulated my g-spot like a crazy mofo when I was feeling exceptionally lazy. I wrote a hurried review of it because I wanted everyone to know how awesome it is. I also posted a vid of it fucking my vagina, something I’ve never done […]
What Sex Toys Are to Cum
I’ve been gone for quite a while now, which means I have many, many sex toys that need to be reviewed. Tomorrow I’m back in the game and I have some awesome reviews to share with you. Here’s what’s going to be new: Continuation of “Unusual Sex Toy Series” and a revamping of the name ’cause […]
Sex Toy Reviewer Update
A lot has happened in the past two months or so, and pretty much none of it has to do with this blog. However, it’s my responsibility–as a sex blogger–to give you content to look at and look forward to. Soooooooooo, here’s my plan: I’ll post one review a week and a recap and/or a […]
A Whole New Week for My Vagina
Iiiiiiiit’s Monday! You know what that mean? A whole week ahead for me and my vagina. Along with all the other toys I have mounting up on my to be reviewed (TBR) pile I now have the Tracey Cox Rabbit (thank you to Lovehoney for being awesome) and the Lovehoney Satisfy Me Curve Silicone Dildo. I […]
Monday Recap and Le Future Week of OHB (*hint hint* Massive Giveaway)
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
Being a Sex Toy Reviewer with Anorgasmia
How it Started: Two years ago I was in a fuck-frenzy with my boyfriend after recently starting Prozac, an SSRI. We were going at it but something was different. I was emotionally turned on but my body wasn’t working. About half an hour into it, with my finger, his fingers, and a vibe I realized I […]