What is Onlyfans and why am I on it? Onlyfans is a baller site that people are flocking to this COVID pandemic. I started out making porn on it but my site has evolved. Recently, I decided to focus more on lewd photos and more on my sex toy reviewing life. There aren’t full-frontal nudes […]
TMI Tuesday: Was That It?
Have a nice picture before I begin with today’s TMI Tuesday: @sexualhappiness supersex vibe I’m reviewing. Onherback.com 🤗 A photo posted by Rose (@on_her_back) on May 5, 2016 at 6:05pm PDT 1. Have you ever had bad sex? Why do you think it was bad? It was bad because I just fucking laid there. It […]
Monday Recap and Le Future Week of OHB (*hint hint* Massive Giveaway)
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
Being a Sex Toy Reviewer with Anorgasmia
How it Started:Â Two years ago I was in a fuck-frenzy with my boyfriend after recently starting Prozac, an SSRI. We were going at it but something was different. I was emotionally turned on but my body wasn’t working. About half an hour into it, with my finger, his fingers, and a vibe I realized I […]
March Teaser
I have a bunch of reviews lined up so you’re about to get a face full of sex toys. I can tell you that there are two giants suckages in the following list. Here’s what I have coming up (in no particular order): Kiki by Pico Bong Maverick by Vixen Creations Velkyrie Thong Harness by […]
REVIEW: Divine Interventions, or, A Cautionary Tail
So, a few weeks ago I contacted Divine Interventions to request a review copy of one of their toy, either the Jackhammer Jesus or God’s Immaculate Rod to use in my upcoming “Unusual Sex Toys” series. The owner was kind enough to send me one of each of those toys. Here’s where things start to […]
Unusual Sex Toys Spotlight
I’m going to keep this short and sweet. I will be reviewing toys that are rather unusual, something you may call strange or weird. Bad Dragon got me hooked on dragon dicks and I want more weirdness. I can shove any piece of body-safe material in my vag but it’s not as interesting as dragon […]
Why I Started this Blog
Something happened to me the other day on Facebook that should have been embarrassing. I logged the book The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus on Goodreads and it posted the update to my Facebook. My mother called me that night to tell me she was deleting it from her feed and warned me against advertising things […]