Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) and they were all so different. I tend to choose toys that are unique so […]
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REVIEW: Kelvin the Ice Dragon
Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing was huge. Like, too big for me to even get the whole tip of the […]
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REVIEW: Bouncer
I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer ages ago and knew it was something I had to have inside of me. When I saw the Fun Factory Bouncer in a sex toy shop, and couldn’t stop shaking it like a shake-weight. I wondered, “Would this be a workout for my vag?” However, I have the kGoal Minna to […]
REVIEW: Tantus Feeldoe
I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe! Zomg you guys, I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe. I had my eye on the Tantus Feeldoe, a double dildo that I’ve been drooling over for years. I didn’t have a partner to use it on but I soon found out that partner is not necessary to enjoy this toy. The Tantus […]
Twist and Shout with the Rave by We-Vibe Review
Introduction The Rave by We-Vibe is one ugly ass toy. It reminds me of the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes, so not an attractive quality in a toy. I loved the purple shade it came in, but that didn’t make up the design. I cannot figure out how the Rave by We-Vibe is […]
REVIEW: Pure Wand
~Or~ Oh Hai, So the Pure Wand G-Spot dildo is Fucking Amazing Allow me to begin… I had one major goal as a sex toy reviewer when I first started out: that I would one day own the Njoy Pure Wand g-spot dildo. Whelp, that one day has happened, thanks to the wonderful folks over at Patsy Sue. […]
Monday Recap and Le Future Week of OHB (*hint hint* Massive Giveaway)
As of late things have been pretty slow. However, I have plans to make my blog super-fucking-awesome. I have every intention of creating a massive giveaway in celebration of my 1+ years of blogging. Tantus, Good Vibrations, Bad Dragon and Lovehoney will all be sponsoring this giveaway; all of them are my favorite stores. I’m trying […]
Vamp Dildo Review by Tantus
Review of the Vamp dildo by Tantus.
REVIEW: BOSS by FUN FACTORY
~or~ Ow, Take that Out! I went through serious withdraw from Good Vibes when the affiliate manager went away on vacation to a sex convention I could never afford to attend. However, when I received the Boss in the mail from Fun Factory I panicked; did someone get my address? I didn’t know who had sent this […]
REVIEW: SATISFY ME DILDO
~or~ Fuck you, anorgasmia ~or~ The sex toy that gave me hope First Impression: Lovehoney sent me the perfect sex toy for my frustrating anorgasmia “flare-up” without realizing it, for which I am truly grateful. I’ve found that the only thing that will satisfy me sexually, even without a resulting orgasm, is g-spot stimulation without vibrations. […]