First Impressions of The Wish Until the Wish, I’ve loved pretty much everything by We-Vibe. They were one of the first manufacturers that agreed to let me review for them, and I’ve been pleased with nearly everything they’ve give me: The Tango is now my favorite bullet (and it has fun little attachments now!); the […]
REVIEW: Wicked Wings
Battery-Operated Vibrator with Option to Upgrade Y’all, I’m so excited to give you yet another Fun Factory review. They are one of my favorite toy producers and I have yet to have a bad toy from them. Granted, a toy or two may not have fit my anatomy but the performance and quality of the […]
REVIEW: Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Rechargeable Mini Rabbit Vibrator
Lovehoney has an affordable rabbit vibrator, which worked well with my body
REVIEW: Fifty Shades Freed Come to Bed Rabbit Vibrator
Update 12/2019: AKA Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator I’m gonna be real with you… I’m gonna be real with you all. The Fifty Shades Freed Rabbit Vibrator that I’m reviewing today is exactly like the 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rabbit that I’ve reviewed prior. When I accepted this rabbit I didn’t realize it was […]
REVIEW: Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Lux Realistic Black 5.5″ Dildo and Lifelike Lover Pink 8″ Dildo
Lovehoney Black 5.5 Inch Silicone Dildo and Pink 8 Inch Dildo I’m going to start off by saying that these names are ridiculously long. So, when I talk about the Black 5.5” Dildo I’m talking about the Black Lifelike Lover Luxe Silicone Realistic Dildo 5.5 Inch Dildo and when I discuss Pink Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 […]
REVIEW: Stronic G Pulsator II
Here’s why the Stronic series is so special to me. I’m going to start off this review of the Stronic G Pulsator II by telling you a little bit about me and my connection with the Stronic series. Must warn you, shit’s gonna get deep, peeps. Real deep. In 2014 my Grammy was in hospice […]
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REVIEW: Ooh Vibrator Kit
First Impressions of the Ooh Vibrator motor and attachments: This is my first review in months and I’m so excited to start once again with toys from Good Vibrations. Good Vibes gave me my first toy and they will forever hold a special place in my…vagina. I’ve had great experiences with Good Vibrations’ toys and […]
TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT
Hey peeps, You may have noticed that I took my site down. After a two-and-a-half month fling with my 53-year-old neighbor and my 26-year-old self I found out that I was experiencing sexual assault as I slept by the man I chose to trust. “Why didn’t I wake up to the sexual assault?” was the […]
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REVIEW: Kelvin the Ice Dragon
Nox the Night Drake You’ve seen me review Crackers and Scorn the Wyvern. After I posted these reviews Bad Dragon wanted to continue working with me. So the next toy they sent me was Nox. Holy. Fucking. Shit. That thing was huge. Like, too big for me to even get the whole tip of the […]
REVIEW: Tantus Feeldoe
I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe! Zomg you guys, I finally have the Tantus Feeldoe. I had my eye on the Tantus Feeldoe, a double dildo that I’ve been drooling over for years. I didn’t have a partner to use it on but I soon found out that partner is not necessary to enjoy this toy. The Tantus […]