~or~ This diamond ain’t my best friend So this is a review I wanted to get out of the way once and for all (emphasis on the “once”). The 21 Diamond Vibrator is not a sex toy I’ll be using again. Aesthetically it’s pleasing, but that’s the only pleasing thing about the 21 Diamond “Here’s a […]
REVIEW: BLUE MOTION by OhMiBod
I had this fantasy, one that I realized could come true with the Blue Motion. I wanted to wear the vibe in public, with the “one size fits some” thong. I’d be in the theater, watching a movie (Hunger Games anyone?) while they were outside, sitting down waiting for me outside but also controlling my […]
REVIEW: TANGO by WE-VIBE
~or~ Watch it Rumble! Wow. Just.Wow. I’d nearly given up on bullet vibes because the only ones I had tried were the annoying, buzzy ones that came with the Cadet or the Mini Rippler. But the Tango is a new bullet sex toy all together. For one thing, it rumbles, no “buzzy” nonsense that my my […]
REVIEW: POWER PLAY DUAL BLISS
~or~ It Rumbles…Is That Enough? I don’t have much experience with rabbit sex toys, the only rabbit toy before this was the Oh! Rabbit, though I went on to review several others. This toy didn’t sit well with me. It wasn’t bad per se, it was just wasn’t the right fit for my body. That being said, […]
REVIEW: IROHA MINAMO
Fucking the Iroha Minamo was like fucking a pillow. Except that pillow was in me. Which was… Comfortable. That’s the best way to describe the feeling of the toy. It’s slim, not nearly as slim as Iroha Mikazuki but still slim enough that it didn’t do a very good job of getting me off. However, the […]
REVIEW: OOH! G-SPOT VIBRATOR
Edit: Since I wrote this in 2014 things have changed and this toy is (thankfully) out of production. Instead, this. Lovehoney sent me the Ooooh! G-Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. Overall quality: Poor. Sound: Loud as fuck. Aesthetics: It looks a bit funky (but how much that matters depends on you), and […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
Note: Since publication, the Magic Wand now has a rechargeable option that you can find here and read my review while you’re at it. My first experience with the Magic Wand formerly known as the Hitachi was about a year ago. I’d never owned it or used it, I had only seen it in pictures […]
REVIEW: COMET II
~or~ Great Story, Man, Tell Me More! The Comet was provided to me by Good Vibrations in exchange for an honest review. Honestly? At first this toy scared me. But keep reading, it gets better, I promise. The first time I took the Comet for a test-drive it got stuck behind my pubic bone. No […]
REVIEW: PRINCESSA
~or~ I didn’t know I was ticklish there Let’s play a game! Name body parts that are ticklish. Armpits? Yep. Neck? Too true. Vulva! Wait, vulva? I had no clue that vulva stimulation (more specific inner labia) could make me giggle and squirm. But Princessa did it. The little feelers of this alien toy, when […]
REVIEW: SQWEEL GO
https://shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=335823&u=952991&m=36326&urllink=www%2Elovehoney%2Ecom%2Fsex%2Dtoys%2Fvibrators%2Fclitoral%2Dvibrators%2Fp%2Fsqweel%2Dgo%2Drechargeable%2Doral%2Dsex%2Dsimulator%2Fa27037g46092%2Ehtml&afftrack=.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1346345&wgprogramid=265115&wgtarget=https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-vibrators/p/sqweel-2-oral-sex-simulator/a24042g35446.html”>EDIT: It’s been about 7 years since I wrote this review. In this time, the Sqweel has changed. The links below will take you to the Sqweel 2, the most updated version of the Sqweel. Lovehoney was kind enough to send me the https://shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=335823&u=952991&m=36326&urllink=www%2Elovehoney%2Ecom%2Fsex%2Dtoys%2Fvibrators%2Fclitoral%2Dvibrators%2Fp%2Fsqweel%2Dgo%2Drechargeable%2Doral%2Dsex%2Dsimulator%2Fa27037g46092%2Ehtml&afftrack=.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1346345&wgprogramid=265115&wgtarget=https://www.lovehoney.com/sex-toys/vibrators/clitoral-vibrators/p/sqweel-2-oral-sex-simulator/a24042g35446.html”>Sqweel USB Oral Sex Stimulator. The toy is rechargeable via USB, which […]