Can we all just take a moment to admire my ass? Garters are my favorite type of lingerie, they’re always sexy and the most sexy-time fun I’ve had was when I was wearing garters. We don’t see them often enough, well, we don’t see them as often as I’d like. That’s why I was thrilled […]
REVIEW: LOVEHONEY GLASS DILDO
~or~ So, that’s what glass feels like inside of me! Edit: Since I reviewed this toy almost 7 years ago, things have changed. Now, this toy is no longer in production but you can buy a similar glass dildo here. The Lovehoney Ribbed Sensual Glass Dildo is the first glass toy to grace my nether […]
Unveiling the Ultimate 13 ROMP Sex Toys: Elevate Your Intimacy with Our Exclusive Roundup!
Introduction to ROMP Sex Toys Sex toys can’t reliably be called “affordable” anymore. With most toys being around $50-60 minimum and toys cheaper than that being sub-par, when I find quality sex toys at an affordable price, I have to sing about it. Enter ROMP. ROMP is a sex toy brand owned by Wow-Tech (who […]
Review: Micro Magic Wand & Ultra-Powerful Magic Wand Plus
I’ve got two opposite, identical toys for you today. I’m thrilled to be actively working with Betty’s Toy Box again. They’re by far my favorite sex toy retailer. When they offered me external toys to accommodate my disability, I jumped on the Micro Original Magic Wand and the latest, corded Original Magic Wand Plus.
Womanizer Next: Pleasure with New Features You’ll Love – A Review
Introduction What can’t I say about the Womanizer Next? Ten years ago, when Womanizer first came into the market, I was given the original toy to review. Unfortunately, I was unreliable at the time and had never reviewed it. Plus, I just assumed it was horseshit. Look at me now, eating my words. Womanizer truly […]
Mantric Rabbit Vibrator Sex Toy – The Ultimate Pleasure Machine
Silicone is my favorite body-safe material, and this beautiful silicone, burgundy, perfectly shaped rabbit blew me away. Rabbits are hard to catch if you like them. Each body is so different that it’s impossible always to find the right design (with one exception!). I had to try this one out since I’ve had a good time with Lovehoney rabbits.
Organotoys Fairytree Dildo – A Beautiful & Glamourous Work of Art
The Organotoys Fairytree dildo is a work of art. Organotoys have literally created a fuckable work of silicone airbrushed art.
Rave 2 Unique & Exciting G-Spot Vibrator – Twist and Shout
It was approximately a million years ago, in 2013, that I began reviewing toys.
The Innovative Bestvibe Flapping Tongue G-Spot Vibrator Review
Innovative Best Vibe Flapping Tongue G-Spot Vibrator Introduction I was in for a treat with the Bestvibe Flapping Tongue G-Spot Vibrator. I love working with Bestvibe. They’re a white-label company that has a wide variety of toys. Some are hit-and-miss, which is true of many stores, but then there are unusual toys- toys that I […]
Simple & Spicy Adaptable Nothosaur Goblin Dildo: A Review
Three days before I got the diagnosis of a vulvar autoimmune disease, the Nothosaur Goblin dildo arrived in the mail. Knowing already that I experience pain with penetration, I chose the “mini” size for my Goblin, pre-colored with a lime green base and a shaft of purple. Which, unsurprisingly, reminded me of “Barnie,” the dinosaur from my childhood.