Can you believe I’ve been blogging for eight years now, and I still hadn’t tried a Doxy X Lovehoney Die-Cast until this one? Well, I’m sorry I waited but oh so glad that I finally got one. Design The Doxy X Lovehoney is a standard wand vibrator with more power than I’ve ever held against […]
My Favorite Type of Foreplay (TMI Tuesday)
When I was younger I heard a lot of hype about foreplay. However, I found that I can get myself off much better than other people can. While I was dating men I would forego foreplay for PIV sex because it was not something I could do myself. I can get myself off just fine […]
Masturbation Monday: Things in My Butt
I thought my butt was off-limits when I first started out with sex toys. Because I didn’t understand the pleasure ones’ ass can bring, I thought anal-play was for gay men and gay men only. Now, however, my girlfriend and I both enjoy it. Don’t Put a Vibrator in Your Ass I started out by […]
REVIEW: Lube Aloe x Shea w/ Disclaimer
First Impressions and Packaging A Little About the Butter’s Hygienics Co. Oil-Based Lube The Butter’s Hygienics Original Lube w/ Aloe x Shea is a Solid Lube A Side Note Final Thoughts DISCLAIMER: Since I posted it, the owner’s personal Twitter feed, which was public, revealed a series of regular misogynistic Tweets. Please consider this before […]
Sex Toy Haul – YouTube Video
I made a video of the sex toy reviews to come!
REVIEW: Fifty Shades Freed Come to Bed Rabbit Vibrator
Update 12/2019: AKA Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator I’m gonna be real with you… I’m gonna be real with you all. The Fifty Shades Freed Rabbit Vibrator that I’m reviewing today is exactly like the 50 Shades Greedy Girl Rabbit that I’ve reviewed prior. When I accepted this rabbit I didn’t realize it was […]
REVIEW: Stronic G Pulsator II
Here’s why the Stronic series is so special to me. I’m going to start off this review of the Stronic G Pulsator II by telling you a little bit about me and my connection with the Stronic series. Must warn you, shit’s gonna get deep, peeps. Real deep. In 2014 my Grammy was in hospice […]
TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT
Hey peeps, You may have noticed that I took my site down. After a two-and-a-half month fling with my 53-year-old neighbor and my 26-year-old self I found out that I was experiencing sexual assault as I slept by the man I chose to trust. “Why didn’t I wake up to the sexual assault?” was the […]
REVIEW: Tantus Uncut II
Once again, Tantus hits the spot The Tantus Uncut #2 is an uncircumcised dildo, one of the first of it’s kind (Bad Dragon also has uncircumcised dildos, though they are fantasy dildos). It’s another dual-density toy of theirs, the Adam O2 and Flurry O2 are two other Tantus toys of their kind that I’ve reviewed. Once […]
REVIEW: Tantus Flurry O2
Tantus sent me the Flurry O2… I’d heard so much about Tantus when I first started reviewing. Since then, I’ve had the (literal) pleasure of reviewing many toys for them (like the Adam O2, Perfect Plug Kit, Purr, Vamp, Little Flirt) and they were all so different. I tend to choose toys that are unique so […]