Fucking the Iroha Minamo was like fucking a pillow. Except that pillow was in me. Which was… Comfortable. That’s the best way to describe the feeling of the toy. It’s slim, not nearly as slim as Iroha Mikazuki but still slim enough that it didn’t do a very good job of getting me off. However, the […]
REVIEW: MINI RIPPLER
My reaction? 8/10 for size, depth and texture Fucking nothing for that bullet I used to think I was not a fan texture. That was, until I tried the Mini Rippler. I’m no size queen, as you’ve heard me say before, but I thought I would be disappointed with the size difference between the Mini […]
REVIEW: MUSTANG
Rating: 4/5 Overall quality: Wonderful Sound: That’s a stupid thing to ask. It’s a non-vibrating dildo. GOSH. Aesthetics: Looks freakishly like a real, uncircumcised penis. Delivers what’s promised: Sure it does. It’s important to note that because it’s squishy it’s not going to feel as large as the more solid silicone dildos. tl;d(wanna)r? Vixskin Mustang […]
REVIEW: OOH! G-SPOT VIBRATOR
Edit: Since I wrote this in 2014 things have changed and this toy is (thankfully) out of production. Instead, this. Lovehoney sent me the Ooooh! G-Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review. Overall quality: Poor. Sound: Loud as fuck. Aesthetics: It looks a bit funky (but how much that matters depends on you), and […]
REVIEW: THE ORIGINAL MAGIC WAND
Note: Since publication, the Magic Wand now has a rechargeable option that you can find here and read my review while you’re at it. My first experience with the Magic Wand formerly known as the Hitachi was about a year ago. I’d never owned it or used it, I had only seen it in pictures […]
REVIEW: FLEX IT UP! SILICONE PROBE
I think I had more fun with this toy bouncing it on my desk rather than actually using it as it was intended. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy using it anally. It was a perfectly adequate anal toy. At 4.25″ long this toy is no monster but it is sizable for a beginners […]
REVIEW: COMET II
~or~ Great Story, Man, Tell Me More! The Comet was provided to me by Good Vibrations in exchange for an honest review. Honestly? At first this toy scared me. But keep reading, it gets better, I promise. The first time I took the Comet for a test-drive it got stuck behind my pubic bone. No […]
REVIEW: LELO LUNA BALLS
Jumping ‘round the house With my luna beads in me Vagina work-out Lovehoney sent me the Lelo Luna Balls free of charge in exchange for an honest review. After I inserted Lelo Luna Balls for the first time I spent most of my time with them bouncing around the house. I couldn’t get over the […]
REVIEW: CADET
“Bullshit,” she said. “I’ve never had any toy give me a g-spot orgasm. You’ll excuse me if I don’t have faith in your curve.” “Take me,” he said. “Make me yours. I will show you exquisite pleasure. Let me please you, caress you, make you quiver and shake as you come all over me. I […]
REVIEW: UMA by Je Joue
The Uma by Je Joue is a looker that offers more than one way to pleasure oneself. Mine came in pink, my favorite color, but is also offered black, fuchsia and Je Joue’s “signature color purple” for those lovely ladies who are not comfortable with the gender-specific color pink. I was drawn to the Uma because I […]