Lovehoney sent me the Lifelike Lover Lux Realistic Multi-colored Silicone Dildo, a new staple in the sex toy box by our bed. This isn’t an easy feat to accomplish, so kudos to Lovehoney’s manufacturing department. Realistic shape of the Lifelike Lover Lux Dildo There are two main things I love about the Lifelike Lover Lux […]
REVIEW: FLEX IT UP! SILICONE PROBE
I think I had more fun with this toy bouncing it on my desk rather than actually using it as it was intended. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy using it anally. It was a perfectly adequate anal toy. At 4.25″ long this toy is no monster but it is sizable for a beginners […]
Review: Micro Magic Wand & Ultra-Powerful Magic Wand Plus
I’ve got two opposite, identical toys for you today. I’m thrilled to be actively working with Betty’s Toy Box again. They’re by far my favorite sex toy retailer. When they offered me external toys to accommodate my disability, I jumped on the Micro Original Magic Wand and the latest, corded Original Magic Wand Plus.
Womanizer Next: Pleasure with New Features You’ll Love – A Review
Introduction What can’t I say about the Womanizer Next? Ten years ago, when Womanizer first came into the market, I was given the original toy to review. Unfortunately, I was unreliable at the time and had never reviewed it. Plus, I just assumed it was horseshit. Look at me now, eating my words. Womanizer truly […]
The Sonoma Satisfier Review: Failing to Deliver on (All) Its Promises
Turning it on is a breeze, figuring out what the unmarked buttons do, is very much not a breeze. It’s a downright nonsense. Yes, I had to look at the directions on how to use this sex toy, and I did not like that in the least bit.
Sex Dolls To Fulfill Fantasies
Introduction to Sex Dolls Over a year ago, I had one of the most exciting experiences as a sex toy reviewer: I was contacted and offered a sex doll for review. To say I was ecstatic was an understatement. I couldn’t believe the opportunity they were giving me, a chance to use sex dolls to […]
Mantric Rabbit Vibrator Sex Toy – The Ultimate Pleasure Machine
Silicone is my favorite body-safe material, and this beautiful silicone, burgundy, perfectly shaped rabbit blew me away. Rabbits are hard to catch if you like them. Each body is so different that it’s impossible always to find the right design (with one exception!). I had to try this one out since I’ve had a good time with Lovehoney rabbits.
Noteworthy Fleshlight Boys – Review Of Liam, Boomer, And Ricky Dildos
Fleshlight isn’t just for people with penises! This gal was privileged to review part of the Fleshlight Freakz line many years ago. Starting with the blood-sucking dildo that obviously would be the dick of Dracula, I explored the girth, the texture, and how the toy felt.
Organotoys Fairytree Dildo – A Beautiful & Glamourous Work of Art
The Organotoys Fairytree dildo is a work of art. Organotoys have literally created a fuckable work of silicone airbrushed art.
Rave 2 Unique & Exciting G-Spot Vibrator – Twist and Shout
It was approximately a million years ago, in 2013, that I began reviewing toys.